(Source: justjackposts, via tkyle)

  • Me: I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
  • Me: *watches entire season of tv show*
  • Me: *reads every book i own*
  • Me: *goes on quest to find the holy grail*

riley-coyote:

officialprostitute:

why do dads sneeze so loud

(via yetbutyoungindeed)

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

(via yetbutyoungindeed)

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

ask-jarida-rotbtd:

kyoryu-navy:

mybine:

lgchinadragon:

Guys Do You Realize that when this kid grows up he’s going to see these

yeah cuz the future king has nothing better to do than waste his life on this shithole of a website

You really think this website will be here in 10 or 11 years?

We’ll keep it alive. LIKE ATLANTIS

I will be using these from now on.

(Source: karinaisab, via realhousewives)

(Source: tkyle, via tkyle)

  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP

sandandglass:

Jon Stewart tries to get Hillary Clinton to say she’s running for president.

(via eyever)

silentdagger:

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.


this is important

silentdagger:

literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.

this is important

(via eyever)

Happy 15th Anniversary Spyro the Dragon!

(Source: starlightsonic, via avalars)