the-real-seebs:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

That is a very powerful story. Also, that really is an incredible price on apple juice.

(via dalizzurd)

"I’m just tired of talking to people’s nipples"

— Nicole Richie about being 5”1 (via sassykardashian)

(via kristenwiiggle)

(Source: twerkmaid, via kristenwiiggle)

dancinglashatumbai:

the gay agenda

or as i call it

the homoschedule 

(Source: satyrmage, via yetbutyoungindeed)

elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

(via kristenwiiggle)

jerusalemsunrise:

scatter—the—nuns:

venneh:

werewolf—barmitzvah:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

audreyii-fic:

"Ghostbusters" starring Mindy Kaling, America Ferrera, Aubrey Plaza, and Rebel Wilson

YES YES YES

I have a boner for this RN

GIVE IT TO ME.

COULD NOT HAVE CAST IT BETTER MYSELF

(via eyever)